My dad's favorite Luigi, an old Italian guy, is sitting on the beach in April. A guy comes up and says "How's the water old man?" "Lukewarm" , says Luigi. The guy jumps in, and it's freezing cold. He comes back and yells at the old man, "You crazy old man it's FREEZING! You said it was lukewarm" Luigi shrugs, then replies "...well it lukeawarm to me!"