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Post in 'The Pellet Mill - Pellet and Multifuel Stoves' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. Harman Lover 007

    Harman Lover 007 Minister of Fire

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    I knew it!!!!!

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  2. kykel

    kykel Feeling the Heat

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    You open the garage door and look at the pellet stash before going to bed each night.
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  3. movemaine

    movemaine Feeling the Heat

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    you read through an entire off-topic thread in this forum...
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  4. LMPS

    LMPS Feeling the Heat

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    you have an excel spread sheet tracking by month how many pellets you are burning, how much they cost per month and what you are saving compared if you had to burn oil instead.
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  5. heat seeker

    heat seeker Minister of Fire

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    That would me be, all right!
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    SmokeyTheBear Minister of Fire

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    It ain't me, so I guess I can't be a real pellet burner.
  7. smoke show

    smoke show Guest

    Ah ha denial !
  8. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    ...if all of your garbage bags have "low ash" printed on them.
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    ...if you have more empty bags than feline fecal material to fill them with.
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  10. LMPS

    LMPS Feeling the Heat

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    If you spend more time on Hearth.com than talking to your wife......:)
  11. smoke show

    smoke show Guest

    ... the forum is the first thing you check everyday.
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  12. m159267

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    You know you're a real pellet burner....
    When your wife glances at your soot covered face and says "I see you cleaned the stove....again".
  13. SteveB

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    Wow, I can't believe how many of these hit home... I think I need therapy :eek:
  14. KodiakII

    KodiakII Feeling the Heat

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    How about....You bought a leaf blower just to try it on your stove?
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  15. bill3rail

    bill3rail Minister of Fire

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    You get excited when someone asks about pellet stoves and you immediately invite them in to see her fire her up when it is 70 degrees outside!

    Bill
  16. Centurion

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    I have to hold on to my steering wheel when I go by pellets in the yard to keep from inviting myself in to house to check our their stove and install.

    I love this forum. Lots of good stuff going on!
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    hossthehermit Minister of Fire

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    When ya dump a bag in the hopper and wad it up to throw in the bag holding the other empty bags, feel a pellet still in there, un-wad it, take that last stray pellet out, put it in the hopper, rewad bag, and dispose. (Happened to me this mornin')
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  18. Harman Lover 007

    Harman Lover 007 Minister of Fire

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    Uh oh......
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    You check the stove before you make it to the coffee pot in the morning.
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    ....man,.. you guys got it bad......:(
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    I prefer H&K
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    St_Earl Minister of Fire

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    you know not only what a spark bucket is, but also when and where it is to be used.
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    Wachusett Feeling the Heat

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    1. You read an entire threads about a problem you don't have on a stove you would never own.

    2. You own a magnehelic gage, and know how to use it.
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    ... if you find this thread late and read through 4 pages to see if we're still on topic.!!! and we are.
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    Of course... a man has to have his priorities.

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