You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...

If you spill a small amount of pellets from a bag in the garage your on your hands and knees picking up every last one and toss them into the stove

.... You spend your Birthday money buying pellets "Just in case"

You can disassemble, clean, and reassemble your stove blindfolded and with one hand tied behind your back!

I knew it!!

You open the garage door and look at the pellet stash before going to bed each night.

you read through an entire off-topic thread in this forum...

you have an excel spread sheet tracking by month how many pellets you are burning, how much they cost per month and what you are saving compared if you had to burn oil instead.

That would me be, all right!

It ain't me, so I guess I can't be a real pellet burner.

Ah ha denial !

...if you have more empty bags than feline fecal material to fill them with.

If you spend more time on Hearth.com than talking to your wife......

... the forum is the first thing you check everyday.

You know you're a real pellet burner....
When your wife glances at your soot covered face and says "I see you cleaned the stove....again".

Wow, I can't believe how many of these hit home... I think I need therapy

How about....You bought a leaf blower just to try it on your stove?

You get excited when someone asks about pellet stoves and you immediately invite them in to see her fire her up when it is 70 degrees outside!

Bill

I have to hold on to my steering wheel when I go by pellets in the yard to keep from inviting myself in to house to check our their stove and install.

I love this forum. Lots of good stuff going on!

When ya dump a bag in the hopper and wad it up to throw in the bag holding the other empty bags, feel a pellet still in there, un-wad it, take that last stray pellet out, put it in the hopper, rewad bag, and dispose. (Happened to me this mornin')

Uh oh......

You check the stove before you make it to the coffee pot in the morning.

....man,.. you guys got it bad......

I prefer H&K

you know not only what a spark bucket is, but also when and where it is to be used.