Post in 'The Pellet Mill - Pellet and Multifuel Stoves' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.
...when the wife tells you to "warm her up" and you go turn up the pellet stove
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When you get up in the morning and check the stove, BEFORE you get your coffee...
When you have a panic attack caused by your wife picking up stray pellets and throwing them out.
you have simultaneous feelings of pride and jealousy when you catch your teenage son leveling and smoothing the pellets in the hopper
Or your dog is eating them................
Although my daily carry is a Smith & Wesson 642 with Crimson Trace Laser Grips.
If you have ever attempted to eat a pellet in front of another person OR in private!
You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...
You have more pride showing off pictures that are on your phone of your stove or pellets stacked to your friends, than of your wife, kids or new car.
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