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[stoveguy2esw]

Here ya go Kat..a lil chuckle.....
My parrot needs some sedation...got to get him back on the birdie Prozac....not kiddin.....he has been on it before...damn breeding time...male hormones..

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OH
MY
(expletive)
GAWD!

thats so funny!

 

[Dix]

That's "viral" material, M ! freaking hilarious !

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Oh the parrot in the vid is not mine...he does do the dancing thing but a...he does some other stuff here and there that would not be for a..."family friendly" site.....I may vid him sometime....now is not the time though... Can't tell ya what he does with an empty pill bottle...really I can't

 

[Backwoods Savage]

That's wild Gamma. Now check your email because I sent a video to you.

 

[Backwoods Savage]

Oh the parrot in the vid is not mine...he does do the dancing thing but a...he does some other stuff here and there that would not be for a..."family friendly" site.....I may vid him sometime....now is not the time though... Can't tell ya what he does with an empty pill bottle...really I can't

Sounds like a buck rabbit we had a few years back!

 

[Pallet Pete]

Do waterproof towels exist ? O wait that might require thinking ! trying again - how about a drivers license test written in brail ? crap I suck at this ummmm - pedaled wheelchair ! I give up this is useless

Pete

 

[BrianK]

I passed a cow in a ditch today !

My uncle passed a kidney stone in the hospital last week.

I can't imagine passing a cow.

In a ditch.

 

[BrotherBart]

My uncle passed a kidney stone in the hospital last week.

I can't imagine passing a cow.

In a ditch.

Dennis was walking in a ditch one day and...

 

[Pallet Pete]

I wondered what was hidden in the see through milk crate !

 

[BrotherBart]

Sounds like a buck rabbit we had a few years back!

Many years ago the retired Marine down the hill had a pole barn and in it he had rabbit cages. One buck in one cage and does in the other cage. At the appropriate time in the parties everybody would drag their chairs down to the pole barn and he would open the gate between the buck and the does.

This was before cable was available out here.

 

[Beetle-Kill]

OT-
Kat, you are familiar with bears, cougars, and chickens, so as a Marine Biologist, would shaving a really hairy Labarador dog help prevent shedding?
I'm......uh...... just asking.

 

[Mrs. Krabappel]

I'm......uh...... just asking.

In my experience with labs, unless you do this you will constantly have those sharp little hairs around everywhere.

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I prefer sheepdog hair. Much more voluminous, but easy to sweep.

 

[Mrs. Krabappel]

This was before cable was available out here.

I used to work on a parrot farm (I know. I know) The owner had a lot of dinner parties. We had a particular house parrot who loved to work the room, especially with new people. "He's so friendly. He likes me. What is he doing to my hand?"

 

[Beetle-Kill]

In my experience with labs, unless you do this you will constantly have those sharp little hairs around everywhere.

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I prefer sheepdog hair. Much more voluminous, but easy to sweep.

Cool, Thanks. My plastic "cone" collar should fit my Lab also.

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Just one more funny for Kat....

 

[Gasifier]

Sox Yanks on at 4, so you only have to keep up the witty banter (hint, hint) until then

Now that was a Yankees game! Go Swisher! How did you do on the test?

 

[Jags]

Have I ever mentioned that I LOVE drinking beer?

 

[fossil]