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[Adios Pantalones]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

 

[Jags]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Shhhh...I'm trying to solder the wedge I made from the tab on a coke can to the beam made from an old ink pen. I don't think the stir straws are going to work worth a darn for the hydro lines.

 

[Flatbedford]

Dennis and I are still out back splitting wood...and maybe having a few of whatever was hidden out in the wood pile when the religious zealot producers made us "give up" alcohol for lent.

 

[ironpony]

Dennis and I are still out back splitting wood...and maybe having a few of whatever was hidden out in the wood pile when the religious zealot producers made us "give up" alcohol for lent.

The pellet burners have taken over
we no longer burn wood here
the stoves are being switched out as we speak

stay thirsty my friends...........

 

[firefighterjake]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

 

[firefighterjake]

Dennis and I are still out back splitting wood...and maybe having a few of whatever was hidden out in the wood pile when the religious zealot producers made us "give up" alcohol for lent.

I'm not Catholic . . . but I gave up burning pellets for Lent . . . does this mean I can still drink my Woodchucks?

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

 

[Delta-T]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

back off folks...this ones gonna take a "professional".....someone get me a spatula and 100cc corn syrup STAT! (see that, its doctor lingo, in keeping with the idiom ;-) )

...oh, what exactly are we doin again?

 

[Flatbedford]

Dennis and I are still out back splitting wood...and maybe having a few of whatever was hidden out in the wood pile when the religious zealot producers made us "give up" alcohol for lent.

The pellet burners have taken over
we no longer burn wood here
the stoves are being switched out as we speak

stay thirsty my friends...........

The wood burners will be back! Just wait until the next power failure and Gamma starts getting cold! We'll be throwing splits in those silly pellet thingies. Maybe a few 55 gallon drums out back too!

 

[Flatbedford]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

I took the class too! You EMTs and nuke med folks aren't that special!

 

[Jags]

Just an afterthought, but should we be contacting Stihl to get on the design phase of the new Sthil .000362?

 

[Flatbedford]

Just an afterthought, but should we be contacting Stihl to get on the design phase of the new Sthil .000362?

you could, but we won't be needing it anyway. The wood burners have already brought in some new REAL stoves and Dennis is out back splitting the pellet stoves vertically.

 

[ironpony]

Just an afterthought, but should we be contacting Stihl to get on the design phase of the new Sthil .000362?

get back to work on that splitter
times a wasting


you think we need that big of a saw????????

 

[Jags]

get back to work on that splitter
times a wasting

Okay, using a metal splinter from my finger for the control valve....

 

[Delta-T]

Delta-t waits patiently for "WORLDS TINIEST HH" to be built from freshly split pellets. You know what they say...softwood pellets cause hairy palms...so they say.

 

[Jags]

Duct tape Who's got the darn duct tape? GAMMMA - leave Bart alone and give me back the duct tape.

 

[GAMMA RAY]

I do not share my duct tape with anyone Jagsy....... >:-( you would not believe what I use it for.... :cheese:
BB can't you stop moving for a minute dammit....

 

[Jags]

I do not share my duct tape with anyone Jagsy.......

Dangit - how do you expect me to build the axle underneath this thing? Friggen pellets..mumblemumblemumble.

 

[Flatbedford]

Stop with the pellets already. the pellet stoves have been vertically split! We are back on real wood as we should always have been.

 

[Jags]

Stop with the pellets already.

I have to, now. The 1/80 hp Tecumseh engine is broke and DeltaT won't give me the two buttons from his sombrero for the wheels.

Back to cord wood for me.

 

[DAKSY]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

ACLS?
Atomic Chick Likes Splits?
Ash Can Lugging Siren?
?

 

[GAMMA RAY]

Advanced Cardiac Life Support Daksy.....
I like your version....the Atomic chick one.... :lol:

 

[firefighterjake]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

I took the class too! You EMTs and nuke med folks aren't that special!

My wife says I am very special . . . but she's usually rolling her eyes when she says it.

OK . . . sounds good . . . Flatbed can do the lip lock . . . Gamma can do the pump and thump . . . and I'll go see if Jags can't fabricate us an AED with a set of booster cables, a few AAA batteries and some duct tape . . . c'mon Gamma . . . give up the duct tape . . . we need it to bring back Adios P.

 

[DAKSY]

Been down hard with the flu.
I think it was those wings.

Bird flue or the Sars?

...and Jags jumps on top of the stove to be removed and states "over AP's dead body".

I check into this thread for the first time in days and see that I'm not forgotten. You guys really do love me! oh- wait- dead...

Never fear . . . EMT Jake is here . . . with an automatic external defibrillator . . . rest assured AP I will soon revive you with my kiss of life . . . aka CPR and one helluva shock from the AED . . . barring that, maybe just knowing I am about to do the lip lock on you will cause you to suddenly be all better.

I can revive as well here .....ACLS certified....we can share the responsibilities Jake...

I took the class too! You EMTs and nuke med folks aren't that special!

My wife says I am very special . . . but she's usually rolling her eyes when she says it.

OK . . . sounds good . . . Flatbed can do the lip lock . . . Gamma can do the pump and thump . . . and I'll go see if Jags can't fabricate us an AED with a set of booster cables, a few AAA batteries and some duct tape . . . c'mon Gamma . . . give up the duct tape . . . we need it to bring back Adios P.

CLEAR!

 

[Jags]

A couple of capacitors from A/P's stereo (hey, he won't need it if he's dead), the AAA batteries, some diet coke and duct tape. Come on Gamma, give up the dang duct tape, already.