I work with a total slug who gets paid very well and does nothing. He just put in for retirement!
I cannot begin to explain the frustration all of us at work have put up with over the years and how excited we are. I am also going to forgive the ahole now that he's leaving just for my own piece of mind.
My celebration song:

I cannot begin to explain the frustration all of us at work have put up with over the years and how excited we are. I am also going to forgive the ahole now that he's leaving just for my own piece of mind.

My celebration song:
