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BoiledOver

Minister of Fire
Apr 14, 2013
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43°58'55 N - 85°20' W
I am currently at SWA level.

1 to 3 cord = social hoarder
3 to 6 cord = wood-a-holic
6 to 10 cord = cord-hoarder
10 to 15 cord = BTU possesor
15 to 20 cord = SWA (severe wood addict)
20 to 25 cord = FBCJ (full-blown cordwood JUNKIE)
25 - 30 cord = woodpile PSYCHO.
30 - 35 cord = Firewood FREAK
35 cord - up = Cordwood CORLEONE
 
Some pics of what it looks like as a SWA.

During the summer 2016
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BTU processor.
 
Woodpile Psycho. But I do use 10-13 cords a year.
 
Cord hoarder...I am up to 6+ cords
 
BTU Processor
 
SWA here

bob
 
Just a wood-a-holic, but I hope to graduate to cord hoarder in my next place.
 
FBCJ, but always looking to move up the ladder.
 
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On that scale I guess I'm a social hoarder who has dabbled into wood-a-holic a couple of years here and there. The last two years pellets and compressed bricks have supplemented my cordwood though.
 
I am currently at SWA level.

1 to 3 cord = social hoarder
3 to 6 cord = wood-a-holic
6 to 10 cord = cord-hoarder
10 to 15 cord = BTU possesor
15 to 20 cord = SWA (severe wood addict)
20 to 25 cord = FBCJ (full-blown cordwood JUNKIE)
25 - 30 cord = woodpile PSYCHO.
30 - 35 cord = Firewood FREAK
35 cord - up = Cordwood CORLEONE

Somewhere between a SWA and a FBCJ. Depending on the year
 
Hi. My name is Firefighter Jake and I have a problem. I'm a junkie with just over 22 cords left in my stacks.
 
Somethin' tells me it's gonna be bad.

Having 12 C on hand shows some dedication to stoving and being well supplied.
The fact that I've accumulated it in 6 months says I might be needing a 12 step group down the road. LOL
 
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I haven't measured since I added a few cord on the last splitting day, but I'm pretty sure I'm now in the woodpile PSYCHO category. Not bad since I've collected it all in the last year and a half. Now I'm taking a little break from wood scrounging for which my hubby and kids are extremely thankful. [emoji3]


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I'm a BTU possessor, hopefully I get my act together and become a SWA at a minimum
 
Personally SWA but I split with a few guys till we are all stocked up for the year so total split at my place - im a freak .... just doesnt sound right ....
 
wood pile psycho, possibly a borderline firewood freak



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