I hereby submit my application

[Paul Raz]

Well today was a little bitter sweet. The pellets finally arrived, but then I had to move them...ugh! Got them all moved and ready to go for the winter. So with that I got my 4 Tons of Hamers and added those to the ton and a half leftover from last year bringing my total to 5 1/2 Tons of Hamers and about 10 bags of leftover Somersets and all of this before the first frost Does this qualify me for the new title?

 

[Bioburner]

Bayer, Advil or Tylenol? Always a good felling when that job is done.

 

[The Ds]

Not sure if Debbye and I get an official "vote",but it looks to me like some veteran pig is going to be looking for beer..uh-dues money from you very shortly ! Nice looking stash !

 

[jtakeman]

Not sure if Debbye and I get an official "vote",but it looks to me like some veteran pig is going to be looking for beer..uh-dues money from you very shortly ! Nice looking stash !

All pigs can AFAIK. I also approve.

I think it takes 3 vote's?

 

[oliveone]

I vote yes also!! That is a nice stash. I have not yet got my order in for this coming year but still have about 7 tons left in the stash. Yes I have issues. Never had the luck of the hammer hot ones, have heard good things. If I can score some SETS wil get 3 ton to add to the pile.

Fired stove up for a test run work great !!

 

[imacman]

OK w/ me....just get the beer mone.....er I mean the CLUB DUES in the mail to me ASAP!

Eric gets very cranky when he has to wait for his cold liquid carbs.

 

[DoWnAqT]

I got 6 tons... does that qualify?

 

[imacman]

I got 6 tons... does that qualify?

yes for me....2 more votes and your in.....OINK!

 

[jtakeman]

Not sure if Debbye and I get an official "vote",but it looks to me like some veteran pig is going to be looking for beer..uh-dues money from you very shortly ! Nice looking stash !

Looks like we have enough votes. You can do the honors of welcoming Paul into the club!

 

[jtakeman]

yes for me....2 more votes and your in.....OINK!

A yes from me.

One to go!

 

[oliveone]

got 6 tons... does that qualify?


I will vote yes but it will cost you some rum
a pic or it did not happen

 

[jtakeman]

got 6 tons... does that qualify?


I will vote yes but it will cost you some rum
a pic or it did not happen

Yep, Gotta have a pic! Thanks for reminding us.

 

[DoWnAqT]

I'll post a pic next week when I get my stove and everything all back in place. My stove is almost done and then I will be moving the pellets from the garage into the basement. So I have to finish the exhaust on the furnace, and finish the ramps i'm making so I can roll pallets up 4" on the pallet jack.

I'll make a final thread with the pictures.. here is a teaser I guess.

 

[imacman]

.....I'll make a final thread with the pictures.. here is a teaser I guess.

So you're teasing us with the pics of the beer??? NOT NICE!

 

[oliveone]

what no beer I asked for RUM LOL

 

[DoWnAqT]

can easily make that happen. I usually drink captain and coke. But when I'm doing the manly work, I opt for beer... Especially the fall beer.

 

[Paul Raz]

Not sure if Debbye and I get an official "vote",but it looks to me like some veteran pig is going to be looking for beer..uh-dues money from you very shortly ! Nice looking stash !

1 case or 2?

 

[Paul Raz]

Bayer, Advil or Tylenol? Always a good felling when that job is done.

Had a power bar instead! Tastes better.

 

[movemaine]

I'll never be a pig in my current house - no room for the pellets (tri-level - so no full basement). sigh.

 

[mithesaint]

Hang on just a second there you wanna be oinkers....I thought that delivery disqualified a wanna be piggie application????? Thought those had to be hauled by yourself, preferably in a rusty old pick up with the bumper dragging on the ground because there were too many pellets in the back???

 

[jtakeman]

I'll never be a pig in my current house - no room for the pellets (tri-level - so no full basement). sigh.

If there was only one bag of pellets left on the pallet(any store/pellet house) and a little ol' lady was about to grab it. What would you do?

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Hang on just a second there you wanna be oinkers....I thought that delivery disqualified a wanna be piggie application????? Thought those had to be hauled by yourself, preferably in a rusty old pick up with the bumper dragging on the ground because there were too many pellets in the back???

Depends upon the volume purchased at one time.

The thing that is missing in these applications is something to convince us that you have what it takes to be a true Oinker. jtakeman is resorting to asking leading questions, you applicants should be telling us why you'd make a true Oinker.

 

[jtakeman]

Had a power bar instead! Tastes better.

Eeek, Pain meds and power bars? Us oinkers us beer-beer and more beer!

You start the haul with the Mrs hangin a brewski(like a carrot on a stick) for motivation. Letting you take sips here and there(if she's nice). When you finish, she hands you the rest of the 12 pack. Maybe a samwich if your lucky.

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

I'll never be a pig in my current house - no room for the pellets (tri-level - so no full basement). sigh.

There's the living room...

 

[imacman]

There's the living room...

Under the beds, in the kitchen cabinets, replace the sofa cushions with pellet bags, etc, etc. Where there's a will, there's a way.