You know you're a stover when:
You look to see if those shrinkwrapped bundles of firewood
at the C-stores n' gas stations are $4.99 or $5.99 and shake the head
or have a private giggle.
Makes me wanna get a shrinkwrapper. Sell at 3 bucks wholesale,
Store does 100% standard markup at $5.99, but mine are slightly
larger for the same price so I sell more and store owner gets more
peeps thru his doors since they are getting a "deal" on campfire wood.
With impending rotator surgery in the next week or three, splitting is at a frenzied pace as I have no splitter.
Ready first winter already. My stack is now at 5 feet high and just over 80 feet long 12" to 26" length of splits
and 2-4" rounds. I was truly blessed to get a white oak as a gift from auntie who paid the guy to section the
entire tree no longer than 2' chunks. Yesterday hit the motherlode
The power company dropped and
short-sectioned 6-8 trees along a 1 acre length by the road last May. Most were deads and a threat to the
power lines and are already seasoned. I finally caught the property owner at home and asked humbly about
the wood along their frontage to warm my family and noticed it hadn't moved since being cut down.
On my third pickup load now doing up next year's stack!! As soon as the lady said she had no problem
with me getting the "mess" off of her land the splitting party is back on !!
This is the best I've seen or split as of yet. Straight, not fiberous, it just breaks apart with a snap.
No knots on 90% of them. 18 inchers from 1-2 ft diameter. Three oak, two ash, and a pine at the least,
and she gave us enough for the next two years minimum. It's really awesome getting this far ahead
my first summer as a stover. Yes, indeed the sweat has been stinging my eyes this past insanely hot
and humid week. It's always weird pouring water down my gut and sweating it out so fast there's no
trips to the bathroom. Stay hydrated, gang, and keep up on the prep,
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeap