It's 4:14. Do you know where your stove is?

[SnapCracklePop]

Nooooooooooooo... It was supposed to be delivered between 12 and 4.

Still waiting.

Maybe this is what you get with free delivery?

Nancy

 

[cmonSTART]

Uh oh.

 

[Delta-T]

its only 3:16 in parts of Ohio...and earlier in Las Vegas....think positive...they stopped to get you a Shamrock Shake!

 

[SnapCracklePop]

I'd feel a little better if they'd return my call.

And it'll take more than a Shamrock Shake if they went and delivered it to someone else...

 

[Fsappo]

Annnd? Anything? Ahh, its only been a little while

 

[SnapCracklePop]

Yah, but nobody's answering at the office, and it's supposedly open until 5.

I have a bad feeling about this...

Nancy

 

[cmonSTART]

To reiterate my point from earlier: Uh oh.

 

[Beetle-Kill]

Have you tried the tracking number? Mine showed up in the back of a van this morning.

 

[SnapCracklePop]

Well, shucks, I went out to get some Coors Light, and they called! They're in Acme, PA, which is a hiccup in the road. They'll be here in about an hour, so their GPS says.

GPS units are funny; mine thinks I have a lakefront property. Don't I wish. It'd take me right past my house if I didn't program the lat/long into it...

Nancy

 

[Backwoods Savage]

Patience Nancy. Patience.

 

[katwillny]

Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet? Its it there yet?

 

[PapaDave]

N/M

 

[begreen]

Well, shucks, I went out to get some Coors Light, and they called!
Nancy

Any moment now. Coors Light?! I knew the water was bad in some parts of PA, but not that bad.

 

[Beetle-Kill]

Did I ever tell you about my creek out back? :roll:

 

[SnapCracklePop]

Oops. I just made a reply go poof.

OK, younse* guys, quit pickin' on me. The stove finally arrived around 6; it's sitting on the back porch under a tarp; I took photos, but my camera is being a brat, just sittin' there saying "busy, busy, busy."

I LIKE Coors Light.

My well water is fine, thank you very much.

Now I want to install my stove, like, yesterday. I'm gonna have to get moving.

Those poor delivery guys still had a dozen boxes of stuff to deliver somewhere, and the Penna Turnpike is a mess. They said there are wrecks everywhere.

OK, that's it for now. Gonna go watch Jeopardy and have another Coors.

*younse, adjective, substitute for "you," used in SW Pennsylvania by the great unwashed...

Yours tiredly,
Nancy

 

[SpeakEasy]

*younse, adjective, substitute for "you," used in SW Pennsylvania by the great unwashed...

Yours tiredly,
Nancy

Yes! A younser!

I used to live in Beaver Falls, and I learned all about younsers!



-Speak

 

[Loco Gringo]

I LIKE Coors Light.
Nancy

I LOVE it. Cheers.

 

[ddown]

Got a call today to bring it in the morning. I rescheduled until Friday at 10.00 Am. Have appts at the VA Hospital on Thursday. Very accommodating folks.

 

[kettensäge]

*younse, adjective, substitute for "you," used in SW Pennsylvania by the great unwashed...

Yours tiredly,
Nancy

Yes! A younser!

I used to live in Beaver Falls, and I learned all about younsers!



-Speak

Further east we drop the n:

Yuose guys!