guys,
Check this out. He wants $170 for a half day, $350 for a whole day, to come out and split logs. YOUR logs. He says he can split a cord in 3 hours, so let's do the math. If you provide the wood and he splits for four hours, he can do 1.33 cords for $175.00. If YOU provide the wood, he can do 2.66 cords for $350.00. Now, call me crazy, but dontcha think that you could get two cords of unseasoned wood split wood DELIVERED to your house for $350.00? But wait, I'd rather drop the trees, limb and buck them, load them on my trailer and bring them to my house so this idiot can charge me $131.00 per cord to split the rounds. Man, I know times are tough, but this is comical.
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Log splitter for rent - $170 (north of I78)
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Date: 2011-04-24, 10:02AM EDT
Reply to: sale-stupidoverpricedjackass@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Mobile wood splitter, log splitter service. We come to you and split your cut rounds. Experienced operator with dump truck, tow behind gas 30-ton commercial splitter. Splitter works vertical or horizontal with a 4-way wedge.
We can make firewood out of nearly any tree. Under the right conditions can split and toss a cord of wood in about 3 hours. Best raw material to split is a pile of rounds 16" long by 16" diameter.
Site conditions have a lot to do with how fast it goes. Things like standing trees, uncut logs, rotten wood, poor drive-up access, rounds too big for one man to lift, stacking, and wheelbarrow work can be handled but take extra time.
Willing to work alone or with your labor.
Available to schedule 7 days. Half day minimum $170, full day $350
Check this out. He wants $170 for a half day, $350 for a whole day, to come out and split logs. YOUR logs. He says he can split a cord in 3 hours, so let's do the math. If you provide the wood and he splits for four hours, he can do 1.33 cords for $175.00. If YOU provide the wood, he can do 2.66 cords for $350.00. Now, call me crazy, but dontcha think that you could get two cords of unseasoned wood split wood DELIVERED to your house for $350.00? But wait, I'd rather drop the trees, limb and buck them, load them on my trailer and bring them to my house so this idiot can charge me $131.00 per cord to split the rounds. Man, I know times are tough, but this is comical.
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Log splitter for rent - $170 (north of I78)
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Date: 2011-04-24, 10:02AM EDT
Reply to: sale-stupidoverpricedjackass@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Mobile wood splitter, log splitter service. We come to you and split your cut rounds. Experienced operator with dump truck, tow behind gas 30-ton commercial splitter. Splitter works vertical or horizontal with a 4-way wedge.
We can make firewood out of nearly any tree. Under the right conditions can split and toss a cord of wood in about 3 hours. Best raw material to split is a pile of rounds 16" long by 16" diameter.
Site conditions have a lot to do with how fast it goes. Things like standing trees, uncut logs, rotten wood, poor drive-up access, rounds too big for one man to lift, stacking, and wheelbarrow work can be handled but take extra time.
Willing to work alone or with your labor.
Available to schedule 7 days. Half day minimum $170, full day $350