Pellet Stoves and Bear Rugs

[bungalobob]

Does a Bear Rug see as much action (wink, wink, nod, nod) in front of a pellet stove as it would in front of a Fireplace?

 

[Ductape]

Not if you are married..........................................................................

 

[BadDad320]

While I do not have a bear skin rug and therefore cannot comment on that, I can say that having a pellet stove and the fantastic amount of heat they throw causes at the very least, a weekly or sometimes two times per week, a lingerie fashion show. I would like to get her a stripper pole for the bedroom too. Hey Christmas is coming

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Not mine but a neighbor and customer. Have fun on it if you want.

Eric

 

[firewarrior820]

[quote author="BadDad320" date="1228672733"]While I do not have a bear skin rug and therefore cannot comment on that, I can say that having a pellet stove and the fantastic amount of heat they throw causes at the very least, a weekly or sometimes two times per week, a lingerie fashion show. I would like to get her a stripper pole for the bedroom too. Hey Christmas is coming

 

[bungalobob]

Couple of nice pics, the model is oohlaalaa, the bears teeth would make for some careful maneuvering. Maybe I'll try hanging a picture of a bear painted on velvet.

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Us bears aren't in favor of that bear abuse depicted in the photo.

Time to hunt that hunter, let me see ....

Hunter orange jacket ... check
Hunter orange hat ... check
Hunter bait ... check
Double barrel 10 gauge goose gun ... check
10 Gauge slugs ... check
Hunter hunting license ... check

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

 

[smaxell1]

While I do not have a bear skin rug and therefore cannot comment on that, I can say that having a pellet stove and the fantastic amount of heat they throw causes at the very least, a weekly or sometimes two times per week, a lingerie fashion show. I would like to get her a stripper pole for the bedroom too. Hey Christmas is coming

Hmmm... I hope my stove doesn't cause lingerie fashion shows I am a big fan of sexy women and stripper poles... but enough is enough. On second thought, does anyone know where CMP or the phone company gets their power poles from? If I sand it down nice, she won't get any splinters!! I am on my way out to the garage to look for some scrap 2x6 to reinforce the floor.

---scott