Tie down those Ratchet Tie-Down straps!

[gmule]

That reminds of the time a neighbor lady was using one of these on her couch

The beater brush got ahold of her long hair and she took a vacuum cleaner to the face and lost a lot of hair.

 

[clemsonfor]

Or the time 2 weeks ago while i was mowing near the old tarp i use to cover the mower. Its threadbare and falling apart were the plastic threads are almost seperated. It sucked one or 2 blue threads under the deck and it was over, it ripped the small tard in 2 at the seam and i had half of the tarp wound up on both mower spindles!! Took 10 minutes to clean it out.