Welcome to Washington

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Got our insurance policy renewal today with pages of updates. This one caught my eye. My how times have changed.

 

[BrotherBart]

 

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Wondering if this covers the dog ate the cookies excuse?

 

[Swedishchef]

LOL. Wow.

At least you can't say that your insurance company isn't adapting to society's ways

Andrew

 

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A friend's response was - $500 coverage isn't nearly enough. I told him to ask for an easy rider.

 

[Jags]

Hmmm...I am seeing a need for a new product on the market. A fire proof safe that only needs to be the size of two decks of cards.

I think I will call it "Stash safe". Maybe have it in different models like a fancy one called "Your Highness" or "King Contraband". Still working on the business model....

 

[Warm_in_NH]

"loss in any form"
It went up in smoke....

 

[begreen]

Hmmm...I am seeing a need for a new product on the market. A fire proof safe that only needs to be the size of two decks of cards.

I think I will call it "Stash safe". Maybe have it in different models like a fancy one called "Your Highness" or "King Contraband". Still working on the business model....

You'd like the naming of a local legal store conveniently located in the Fremont neighborhood where there are a lot of high tech corps including Google and Adobe. It's called - Hashtag.

 

[Jags]

 

[Knots]

Do they cover loss of virginity too?

 

[begreen]

Doesn't that usually happen with a loss of coverage?

 

[Warm_in_NH]

Must be insured through Progressive.

 

[begreen]

Good guess, but it's Pemco.

 

[Knots]

Doesn't that usually happen with a loss of coverage?

 

[Wildo]

Are you covered if you get too high and fall off?

 

[jb6l6gc]

Are you allowed to grow plants for personal use?

 

[Knots]

Are you allowed to grow plants for personal use?

I do. Oaks, maples, birches...