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Lousyweather said:
sitting here wondering who gets sent to Redemption Island first, and what pitfalls might occur there? NO toilet seats on the toilets? I thing we would all have our own version of hell......wait a minute, Redemption Island would rather seem like a REWARD, given whats going on in the regular villa.......and get the hell away from me with those sissors, Delta-T.

just a "trim", clean it up around the neck and ears....make it look "professional" like.
(in the haircutting world they are refered to as shears, scissors are for paper ;-) )
 
oh, thats good, thought you were referring to "manscaping"....the weather is still cold here and I need it still......maybe in a month or two tho
 
Delta - do you do nose hair? Gamma told me to ask.

Edit: and Gamma, your depiction of me is scary accurate.
 
Lousyweather said:
oh, thats good, thought you were referring to "manscaping"....the weather is still cold here and I need it still......maybe in a month or two tho

that would be Jake's dept...I'm sure he'll be doing demonstations in "the lounge" later.....bring blinfold, I mean eye protection. I sure hope this airs after 10:00pm, its not sounding very "family friendly" if you know what I mean.
 
Jags said:
Delta - do you do nose hair? Gamma told me to ask.

Edit: and Gamma, your depiction of me is scary accurate.


I do.....lemme get my gloves though. DOnt worry Gamma, plenty of ladies have that....whats the word I'm looking for hear...."feature". No shame, its not like we're on TV....hmmmm
 
Jags said:
Delta - do you do nose hair? Gamma told me to ask.

Edit: and Gamma, your depiction of me is scary accurate.

I know things......don't know how.....I scare myself sometimes..... :gulp:
and I have dreams that come true.... :eek:hh:

I don't have any nose hair Jagsy...... >:-(
 
GAMMA RAY said:
I don't have any nose hair Jagsy...... >:-(

Shhh...nobody buys the "I am asking for a friend" thing anymore.
 
Jags said:
GAMMA RAY said:
I don't have any nose hair Jagsy...... >:-(

Shhh...nobody buys the "I am asking for a friend" thing anymore.
:-S
Now I need a hug..... :smirk: cause I just over fired the stove...
 
Evaluator guy said:
Thanks for the "Welcome" Kenny! Ah, yeah,....I can do commando...I love Arnold......"I'll be back!"

Okay - either you or piejam is gonna have to get a new avatar. Its confusing my wee little brain. :lol:
 
Jags said:
Hugs? Hugs for everyone.

trying to start a fight again buddy??? you cant talk to me that way!! I'm a person you know. I have a feeling too!

(stomps feet and walks away)
 
Delta-T said:
Jags said:
Hugs? Hugs for everyone.

trying to start a fight again buddy??? you cant talk to me that way!! I'm a person you know. I have a feeling too!

(stomps feet and walks away)

Hugs for everyone but Delta-T. :cheese:
 
I see nobody cares that I had a lil over fire....I know who my friends are.... :coolcheese:
 
GAMMA RAY said:
I see nobody cares that I had a lil over fire....I know who my friends are.... :coolcheese:

Ohhh...I caught it, but I wasn't up for giving a brow beating at that time. I am now.

WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING????

How hot did it get??
 
Friggin windy as all hell here.....half load went to 800 stove top....I gots it under control now...
Thanx Jagsy... ;-)
 
GAMMA RAY said:
Friggin windy as all hell here.....half load went to 800 stove top....I gots it under control now...
Thanx Jagsy... ;-)

800? you didn't hurt anything. Burn on.
 
Jags said:
GAMMA RAY said:
Friggin windy as all hell here.....half load went to 800 stove top....I gots it under control now...
Thanx Jagsy... ;-)

800? you didn't hurt anything. Burn on.


Funny thing...I told Mr Gamma his wood sucked the other day....I had some problems with it...
I guess I was wrong....his wood is very good..... :smirk:
I ain't telling him I was wrong.... :shut:
 
"I guess I was wrong….his wood is very good….. "

Was he the guy that requested the vodka with the Viagra in it? :)
 
GAMMA RAY said:
I see nobody cares that I had a lil over fire....I know who my friends are.... :coolcheese:

Hey Gamma,

I know the feeling..at those temps were the guts glowing red?...I make enough mistakes on my own, trying to learn from others...Glad to see the guys think you are just fine...

Tell the "other guy" he would not want the same avatar as me since I am infamous around here-and I would not want him to suffer any fallout!!..lol..
 
Ok, the show is getting boring, loosing audience... we need some action, hey Gamma, how about an over temp fire that would put the house on fire ? Than the pellet pig could be right there looking at our house burning w/o helping... they'll be screaming: Ain't no chance this is happening to our pig shed !!!

Or there could be a new guy, a new neighbor that rbought is old OWB with him and he is smoking half of the village and every body is piss at him..... and we're trying to find a way to make him disapear and when we would be right a the last moment....... just before we look like we are about to make the NEW GUY to disapear, it would be the end of the episode, saying: Stay lit for next week new last episode of HEARTH.COM
 
GAMMA RAY said:
I see nobody cares that I had a lil over fire....I know who my friends are.... :coolcheese:

Like Mike Holton told me "It won't split down the middle.".

Now, come on over here in this dark corner of Hearth House and tell old BB all about it. Have a little of this wine to ease your nerves after your over fire. BTW: What time is Mr. Gamma due back?
 
Subterfuge, eh ???? Hmmmm........
 
Fi-Q said:
Ok, the show is getting boring, loosing audience... we need some action

Have the producers send down a letter explaining everyone is giving up booze for lent :bug:

pen
 
pen said:
Fi-Q said:
Ok, the show is getting boring, loosing audience... we need some action

Have the producers send down a letter explaining everyone is giving up booze for lent :bug:

pen

That ain't happening *hands on hips*
 
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