Me speaking to wife:
"Hey Hunny, we are going to save a ton of $$ on oil....the downstairs thermostat won't kick the burner on all day!! I just bought us a new stove, I need to buy some ss liner, I also need a new chainsaw, you know to save money on cutting my own wood. I also need a New Splitting axe and Maul maybe a few different sizes, you know...for the hard to split rounds...I also need two chainsaws...you know for different size logs in the woods....I need a new IR thermometer...to make sure im buring at the right temp, you know..so I don't get creosote build up...I need a soot eater to clean the chimney....I also need a new drill...you know to work the soot eater or other chimney cleaning device.....I also need a bigger trailer, you know to save money on all those logs I need to burn...I think I need a log splitter, you know to split the wood faster to save money on heating oil....I need a bigger stronger truck, prefably diesel, you know to haul the splitter and logs, chainsaws, mauls etc...you know to save money on heating oil...."
The savings keep on rolling in....I won't have time to split logs thought since im running in and out of the house...letting the precious heat out.