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Rant of the Day...Too Many Holidays/Special Occasions!

Post in 'The Inglenook' started by Jack Straw, May 2, 2012.

  1. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    I have 365 holidays a year now. They are highly overrated. ;lol

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  2. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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    National Condom Day was on Valentines Day this year. Now how cute is that?
  3. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Pfft....rub it in a lil more dammit... downloadfile.gif
  4. Gark

    Gark Minister of Fire

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    Interesting post .. looked at 'public holidays' on wikipedia for the most per country each year. Argentina has 16 but Thailand has 18 every year. Didn't look at all of 'em. I'm wondering where you found those strange days like "national crumpled rug day" and "national furry dog day" or whatever ..???
  5. RoseRedHoofbeats

    RoseRedHoofbeats Feeling the Heat

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    Oh, have I got YOU beat. Ready for this?

    My stepson's birthday on May 5th
    Mother's Day
    My brother's birthday on June 6th, my stepdaughter's birthday on June 9th
    Father's Day
    My anniversary on September 24th
    My stepson's birthday on October 31st, same day as one of my nephews (I have a metric ton of nieces and nephews... stupid Utahns don't know when to quit!)
    My birthday on November 9th
    Youngest stepson's birthday on November 13th
    Stepmom's birthday on November 25th
    Mother-in-law and father-in-laws birthdays on November 31st and December 5th
    TWINS DUE ON DECEMBER 10TH O_O
    Christmas
    Mom's birthday on January 4th
    Daughter's birthday on February 8th
    Valentine's Day
    Husband's birthday on March 3rd

    I am cancelling parties. Everybody gets a card with one of my grandpa's two dollar bills in it. The end.

    ~Rose
  6. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    <>Rose you have us all beat...
    I would only allow 1 "floater" day per person....;lol
    You are not gonna have time to deal with all those holidays when the twins come..
    (BTW...Congrats, hope everything goes well.) smiley-1.jpg
  7. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    http://www.brownielocks.com/may.html

    Happy Buddah day Webbie!
  8. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    My wife's Bday is Thursday, our anniversary and mother's day are on Sunday. I need to make a spice cake with home made frosting tomorrow- I love doing stuff like that
  9. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Pics dammit....pretty please? half smiley.jpg
  10. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    I'll be making it tomorrow night, but my camera is dead.
  11. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Pshaw....:mad:
  12. PapaDave

    PapaDave Minister of Fire

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    AP's just bein' stingy Gamma. Keepin' all that for hisself. We doesn't even gets pics.;hm
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  13. Jags

    Jags Moderate Moderator Staff Member

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    Naaa...you just gotta make him laugh first. Then he feels obligated to give up the goods. Watch....

    BOOBIES!
  14. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Really.....hmmm...
    GONADS..... sSig_Muahaha.gif
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  15. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    hmmm, I thinks the slang (boobies) is more funnier than the clinical (gonads)....maybe you make a clinical/colloquial hybrid word for uber-comedic effect? gonaduals, testiberries, olives....thems is funny....boobies (that never gets old man, never).
  16. Delta-T

    Delta-T Minister of Fire

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    my parents anniversary is tax day...I'm not sure what the significance is, but its easy to remember. ine is 2 days after my wife's b-day, also easy to remember.
  17. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw Minister of Fire

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    ;hm
  18. Adios Pantalones

    Adios Pantalones Minister of Fire

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    boobies- huh huh- boobs
  19. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    You friggin weirdos... msp_flapper.gif
  20. Pallet Pete

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    I LOVE CAKE !!! BAKE ME A CAKE PLEASE !!! EVERY DAY WITH A CAKE IS A HOLIDAY !!!
  21. GAMMA RAY

    GAMMA RAY Minister of Fire

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    Speakin of cake.....;) Hey Pete...here ya go..

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  22. fishingpol

    fishingpol Minister of Fire

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    What was the thread about?::-) I had to turn up the volume for VH. Just an eighties thing I guess.
  23. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete Guest

    Wow that takes me back lol !

    Pete

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