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Post in 'The Hearth Room - Wood Stoves and Fireplaces' started by BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    3304 Cat. 24 inch eight way wedge. And an elevator to pile it all up. Ooh ooh ooh. I love to dream>>
    Sorry Sav, but I gotta say I could do that on the horizontal if I had to.
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  2. esox

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    You have an ash and an oak tree at the far end of your property from Sandy, spend 6 hours building a ramp over an old stone fence so your neighbors kid can pull your splitter to the site with his 4-wheeler cuz its too heavy for an old guy to carry in rounds and your thinking this project should be completed by march.
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  3. Pallet Pete

    Pallet Pete Guest

    You have 3 tabs open to different threads in your browser :oops:

    Pete
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  4. dorkweed

    dorkweed Guest

    When you Moderated by the "omnipotent" ones here!!!
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  5. Dakotas Dad

    Dakotas Dad Minister of Fire

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    When the ONLY thing on your Christmas list is a chainsaw part or accessory.

    (Timberline Sharpener):)
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  6. Cross Cut Saw

    Cross Cut Saw Feeling the Heat

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    When you became a member of a wood burning forum on Valentines Day...


    Didn't think we'd notice did you Backwoods...:)
  7. BrotherBart

    BrotherBart Hearth.com LLC Mid-Atlantic Division Staff Member

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  8. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    pffffffffft. It's my home page
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  9. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    +1
  10. ScotO

    ScotO Guest

    when you put over 4,000 posts on Hearth.com in your first year of membership........::P:rolleyes:
  11. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    Ash Can posts don't count unless you've been booted.
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  12. aansorge

    aansorge Minister of Fire

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    ...when on MOTHER 'S DAY, you talk your wife into hauling 7 cords of wood you found cheap on Craigslist.
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  13. ScotO

    ScotO Guest

    WELL PLAYED! ;)
  14. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    Or you sincerely apologize.
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    3? lol, I typically have 20-30 alerts when I log on and open each one in a new tab. Chew through those and then move on to "new business." ;lol
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  16. nate379

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    I've yet to figure out how wives became involved in Mother's Day anyhow. Unless you live in the DEEEEEEPPPPP South I'm pretty sure marrying your Mom isn't common!

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    ...when you eagerly await alerts to see if Scotty has posted new photos of the stonework he has just finished installing.
  18. ditchrider

    ditchrider Burning Hunk

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    Well, maybe if your wife isn't a mother... then maybe she wants to BECOME a mother. In that case, should you really be scrounging wood on Mother's Day? Hmmmm?:rolleyes: Sometimes it's just a matter of priorities.

    And if your wife IS a mother... and you gave her children like the children I gave my wife... well, let's just say I have a debt to pay;em. Aaaannnnd she deserves more than one special day in the year<>.
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    jharkin Minister of Fire

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    When you have a second driveway that only gets used as a dumping area for said wood :)
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    When the smell of two cycle fumes is your cologne of choice.
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  21. jharkin

    jharkin Minister of Fire

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    Guilty
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  22. Pallet Pete

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    When you put your coat on grab your keys and have to dig through wood shavings from your saw to find them.

    Pete
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  23. Fi-Q

    Fi-Q Feeling the Heat

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    When you get pissed at you retired daddy because he have all that time off and he is doing all of your wood before you, so you chainsaw have to sleep in the garage for one more season !!!! Ok, my dad is really gold to me .... But I sure sometime miss doing my own wood. But hey, if it all it takes to make my old man happy !! And in a decade or two, I guess I will be the on doing is wood .
  24. eclecticcottage

    eclecticcottage Minister of Fire

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    Chainsaw exhaust mixed with a little woodsmoke and some fresh cut hardwood. That's the good stuff.
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    When you are having so much fun your non wood burner friends actually ask to come over and help!
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