You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

Your ringtone is a chainsaw.

If we had hurricanes, I'd be guilty.

Now I've GOT to get one of those.

Mine isn't, but my brother tells me the one for me on his phone is a chainsaw running wide open...

...when your bathroom reading material consists of Sherrill Tree, Baileys, Labonville and Stihl catalogs!

...when you plan to give SuperCedars to family members as Christmas stocking stuffers.

You better! Welcome!

Not jingle bells but the only guy I know to use a saw as a musical instrument...

that's funny....

My ring tone is from the Gieco commercial "Hey, you dang woodchucks...."

At least they were where nobody else could see them.

When you read the book about Bob Fisher and Fisher Stoves twice and recommended it to others.

When you buy a Wood Stove thats 76% Efficient and you Mod it to try to squeeze out a few extra percent. Who would that be?

if your caught staring at your wood stove for countless hours.

When you are finishing up tasks for the office in front of the stove on Saturday....

... Because you spent too much time reading hearth.com at work all week.

Did it involve chainsaw oil?

Strapped to a milk crate.....

I think I need to go gouge out my eyes now with a spoon.

umm...EWWW!

You would love to get ornaments for you Christmas tree in the shape of chain saws, wood stoves, inserts, log splitters, axes and tbe like.

You guys are jumping the shark!

Eye bleach...


...aisle 12.