You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

BrotherBart Posted By BrotherBart, Dec 6, 2012 at 10:26 PM

  1. jeff_t

    jeff_t
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    Your ringtone is a chainsaw.
     
  2. ditchrider

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    If we had hurricanes, I'd be guilty.
     
  3. ditchrider

    ditchrider
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    Now I've GOT to get one of those.
     
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  4. Dakotas Dad

    Dakotas Dad
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    Mine isn't, but my brother tells me the one for me on his phone is a chainsaw running wide open...
     
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  5. Tramontana

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    ...when your bathroom reading material consists of Sherrill Tree, Baileys, Labonville and Stihl catalogs!
     
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  6. Tramontana

    Tramontana
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    ...when you plan to give SuperCedars to family members as Christmas stocking stuffers.
     
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  7. MasterMech

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    You better! Welcome!
     
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  8. MasterMech

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    Not jingle bells but the only guy I know to use a saw as a musical instrument...

     
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  9. firecracker_77

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    that's funny....
     
  10. Got Wood

    Got Wood
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    My ring tone is from the Gieco commercial "Hey, you dang woodchucks...."
     
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  11. Jags

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    ....When you have an app on your smart phone to calculate cuft of a standing tree.
     
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  12. Flatbedford

    Flatbedford
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    At least they were where nobody else could see them. ;)
     
  13. Huntindog1

    Huntindog1
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    When you read the book about Bob Fisher and Fisher Stoves twice and recommended it to others.
     
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  14. Jags

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    ...Or know who John Gulland is...;lol
     
  15. Huntindog1

    Huntindog1
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    Dec 6, 2011
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    When you buy a Wood Stove thats 76% Efficient and you Mod it to try to squeeze out a few extra percent. Who would that be?
     
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  16. Huntindog1

    Huntindog1
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    if your caught staring at your wood stove for countless hours.
     
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  17. jharkin

    jharkin
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    When you are finishing up tasks for the office in front of the stove on Saturday....

    ... Because you spent too much time reading hearth.com at work all week.
     
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  18. firefighterjake

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    Did it involve chainsaw oil?
     
  19. jharkin

    jharkin
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    Oct 21, 2009
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    Holliston, MA USA
    Strapped to a milk crate.....
     
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  20. Jags

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    And high heels.
     
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  21. firefighterjake

    firefighterjake
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    I think I need to go gouge out my eyes now with a spoon.
     
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  22. Fod01

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    umm...EWWW!
     
  23. gregbesia

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    You would love to get ornaments for you Christmas tree in the shape of chain saws, wood stoves, inserts, log splitters, axes and tbe like.
     
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  24. Tramontana

    Tramontana
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    You guys are jumping the shark!
     
  25. Tramontana

    Tramontana
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    Eye bleach...


    ...aisle 12. :rolleyes:
     

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