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johnpma

Feeling the Heat
Jan 29, 2014
365
W. Mass
Gotta love this guys attitude :) :

My former wife loves to take expensive vacations. We live in Ohio, which doesn’t exactly have extravagant places to see unless you like to watch grass growing or interstate construction. While we make OK money, I’m convinced she felt the need to single handedly improve the US economy by taking elaborate vacations: Broadway shows in New York City, gambling in Las Vegas, Spa’s in Arizona, sightseeing in San Francisco. The airlines know me so well they ask about my dog when I call to make reservations. His name is Fred.

In my attempt to try and save whatever I could so the princess could have her nice things I bought this Honeywell Wi-Fi enabled device so I could adjust the HVAC while we were away piling up massive amounts of debt on Mickey Mouse watches. I thought we could save a few bucks by keeping the temp cool in the winter and warm in the summer. The device was easy to install. I did not have the “blue” connector so I had to re-purpose the green one - this required an adjustment to the actual HVAC unit in our home. There are plenty of videos on Youtube to demonstrate how to do this. Within an hour I was up and running.

The device works flawlessly. You can adjust the temp from anywhere you have a Wi-Fi or cellular signal. Little did I know that my ex had found someone that had a bit more money than I did and decided to make other travel plans. Those plans included her no longer being my wife and finding a new travel partner (Carl, a banker). She took the house, the dog and a good chunk of my 401k, but didn’t mess with the wireless access point or the Wi-Fi enabled Honeywell thermostat.

Since this past Ohio winter has been so cold I’ve been messing with the temp while the new love birds are sleeping. Doesn’t everyone want to wake up at 7 AM to a 40 degree house? When they are away on their weekend getaways, I crank the heat up to 80 degrees and back down to 40 before they arrive home. I can only imagine what their heating/electric bills might be. It makes me smile. I know this won’t last forever, but I can’t help but smile every time I log in and see that it still works. I also can’t wait for warmer weather when I can crank the heat up to 80 degrees while the love birds are sleeping. After all, who doesn’t want to wake up to an 80 degree home in the middle of June?
 
Nooooooo! Creating a public record of harassment against your ex wife is an extremely unwise thing to do. Better use that noggin or you may find out what such harmless acts of childish immaturity could cost you....
 
Great where he did it. As a review of the controller. On Amazon.
 
Still didn't get your package yet..Just thought i'd tell ya


Sorry I wasn't accusing you.. just a generalized comment. Seems a lot of people lately have been doing really stupid things like that and been caught. Facebook posts with pics of stolen items, product reviews, complaints on recorded messages etc.... stupid people!
 
If you want to read funny reviews on Amazon look up the "Vagina novelty toaster (blue)". Now there is some funny creative reviews!
 
I heard a story of someone that put shrimp in the curtain rods before the wife got the house. No matter what and how they cleaned they couldn't find the smell. He supposedly got the house back really cheap and threw out the rods.
 
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I heard a story of someone that put shrimp in the curtain rods before the wife got the house. No matter what and how they cleaned they couldn't find the smell. He supposedly got the house back really cheap and threw out the rods.

NO. I MOST ASSUREDLY DID NOT AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT SO THERE NYAHNYAHNYA.............................
 
Read the reviews of the sugar free gummy bears on amazon, I lost it for an hour reading those!
 
People who can't just get over themselves and move on aren't funny...or clever...or headed to any future happiness. They relinquished all the power over their own feelings to someone who doesn't want it and doesn't care. If they just stay stuck that way it will completely destroy them. Time to grow up and get on with life. Rick
 
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Read the reviews of the sugar free gummy bears on amazon, I lost it for an hour reading those!


Wow! That is hysterical! I couldnt stop laughing for an hour.. thanks for the post.
 
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