Thank you so much for all of your replies!
After reading through them all, and thinking it over, I am now thinking I indeed should go with a gas splitter, over 20 tons.
I'm currently thinking about one at Home Depot (the closest store that has them an hour from me), a 27 ton Champion, for with tax title and license, around $1100.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Champion-Power-Equipment-27-Ton-224cc-Log-Splitter-100424/302367049
They have it in stock, put together, and ready to roll!
I need to get something locally that is put together and ready to tow to my place. I don't want to order something online, and have a 500 lb box of parts I have to pick up at some motor carrier - I live in a rural area, no deliveries, and I have no help, I'm a one man wrecking crew around this place.
The Champion is a bit more than I wanted to spend, but reviews seem good? Whatever splitter I get, I need to tow about 50 miles, to my place, about an hour at normal speeds, probably 2 hours pulling a splitter. I assume I can slowly move it around 50 feet or so pulling it on the wheels by hand once I get to my place? And I also assume by CREEPING, I can get it down my 1/10 of a mile steep dirt rough driveway? It's steep but paved to that point.