Not sure if I'll be alive at 75 . . . much less cutting my own firewood. Hopefully she'll make a quick recovery.
http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/china-woman-hurt-in-woods-still-in-hospital_2012-07-12.html
http://www.onlinesentinel.com/news/china-woman-hurt-in-woods-still-in-hospital_2012-07-12.html


And we don't want to end up at Blue Ball, now do we fellas! You've also got Bird In Hand and Climax too! It's a shame that Climax (PA) is so far away from Intercourse!