What do you do with your creosote?.I have the answer!!!

[Bub381]

After last night i decided if i have to work hard for it (WHICH I HAVE ALL WINTER) darn it i'm gonna make good use of it.Any takers?

 

[BrotherBart]

Think I will pass. :lol:

 

[WarmNToasty]

Great! Now I got some stuck in my teeth!!

 

[Pallet Pete]

EEWWWWWW !! bet that makes some explosive gas ! :lol:

Pete

 

[Bub381]

She spotted a deal on a chocolate pie with whip cream and crushed Oreos,we thought nothing of it.Put it all together and laughed.Had to take a picture for you all.

 

[laynes69]

I could hear my kids, "Mommy, Why does my pie smell like sausage?"

 

[Gark]

New way to give dishes that smokey flavor.

 

[katwillny]

And here I am wasting all of that good combustible delectable toppings when I could be enjoying the fruits of my pipe. LOL.

 

[eclecticcottage]

"Oh, no, don't worry about that creo, I'm just growing it for food "

I think I'll pass!

 

[begreen]

If you eat that, it too will pass. Probably quickly. :sick:

 

[BrotherBart]

Oh heck. Why not. Tastes like Oreos.

 

[OhioBurner©]

Only if its the sugar free creosote...

 

[fossil]

You're on your way to a colon fire, my friend. :ahhh:

 

[rottiman]

Looks like we're getting to the "CABIN FEVER" stage of the burning season......LOL

 

[firebroad]

New spin on Baked Alaska Flambe?
I just started my diet, thank you....

 

[Adios Pantalones]

If you could get it lit, you'd have a real presentation there

 

[Jags]

The new and improved - "Carcinogen cake"

 

[Delta-T]

"I love what you've done with this. The crunchy topping is 'to die for', you really must tell us your secret"..."it all balances perfectly with the creamy filling, you move on to the next round on 'Cooking with Post Combustion Residue' here, on the Food Network".

 

[NH_Wood]

Great! Now I got some stuck in my teeth!!

Just dip a damp paper towel in some ash - wipes right off......... :lol: Cheers!

 

[Bub381]

When i got done eating it looked like someone threw a flaming marshmallow.

 

[cricketfarmer]

So what happens if you get too much creosote built up in your system? Do you clean it out from the top down, or from the bottom up?

 

[Bub381]

Just put a little creocleanse on your toast 2 mornings in a row.You may need to swap your t paper for paper towels.I'm sorry but if it doesn't clean up well,a little gl-azz cleaner will fix ya right up.

 

[firefighterjake]

So what happens if you get too much creosote built up in your system? Do you clean it out from the top down, or from the bottom up?

Bottom up . . . but you may need to go to a specialist for this . . . namely a doctor . . . I think they call the procedure something different though.

To reduce the amount of times you need to do this you should be sure to eat well seasoned foods and drinks whenever possible (i.e. wine, properly aged beer, hard cider, etc.) and run your temps hot (i.e. buffalo chicken wings, chili, etc.)

 

[Adios Pantalones]

You're on your way to a colon fire, my friend. :ahhh:

I laughed pretty hard at this. More the second time. That's not because I'm self medicating a bad stiff neck with bourbon whilst watching Enter The Dragon. Best I can figure.

 

[corey21]

So what happens if you get too much creosote built up in your system? Do you clean it out from the top down, or from the bottom up?

Bottom up . . . but you may need to go to a specialist for this . . . namely a doctor . . . I think they call the procedure something different though.

To reduce the amount of times you need to do this you should be sure to eat well seasoned foods and drinks whenever possible (i.e. wine, properly aged beer, hard cider, etc.) and run your temps hot (i.e. buffalo chicken wings, chili, etc.)

hahahehehahah!