North Korea just landed a man on the....SUN!!!

[iceguy4]

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Pure genus...they flew at night the suns off at night My hats off to them! Honestly I'll bet my bottom dollar not ONE person in this great US of A .....thought of frying at night


EDIT I was going to fix " frying at night" changed my mind

 

[iceguy4]

Its been confirmed.... copied from a reliable web site




Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

 

[hossthehermit]

Like, awesum, man, like how totally cool is that ........................... I thought of that a long time ago, like, but my parole officer said I couldn't go that far, so ..................

 

[Delta-T]

<---curious to find out once and for all, what the sun is made of....if moon is cheese, I have strong feeling sun could also, possibley nacho, very similar in color and spicy hotness (clearly spiciness is the sourse of the solar radiation).

 

[johneh]

And they said it could not be done !

 

[stoveguy2esw]

really? from what I hear the "great leader has cognac delivered by the shipload. methinks the boat got there earlier than it should have

 

[yooperdave]

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[GENECOP]

Big deal, if I am not mistaken Russia already did that last year......

 

[ironpony]

back in '79 I was on my way but my Mom said I had to be back before dark, so I had to scrub the mission. Mom just could not understand I had to go at night, when it was cool out.

 

[iceguy4]

What a "bass aackwards" country...

 

[stoveguy2esw]

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ots a shame cause its sad, but its still one of the funniest things ive seen in forever

copilot called the pilot by name "yu to lo"

 

[yooperdave]

Just like this article about the sun "Sum Ting Wong" !