What do you think?

[valley ranch]

I think: Marx's tomb is a Communist Plot.

 

[BrotherBart]

Think this thread is headed for vapor.

 

[begreen]

 

[fossil]

That line was already used in the other joke thread, anyway.

 

[Adios Pantalones]

I think that corduroy pillows are making headlines

 

[webbie]

I think: Marx's tomb is a Communist Plot.

Who's buried in Grants Tomb?

 

[razerface]

What color was George Washingtons white horse?
Who's face is on the Lincoln penny?

If a plane crashes EXACTLY on the canadian/usa border,,,,and there is a bad fire that makes bodies unidentifiable,,,,in which country do they bury the survivors?

 

[Adios Pantalones]

If a plane crashes EXACTLY on the canadian/usa border,,,,and there is a bad fire that makes bodies unidentifiable,,,,in which country do they bury the survivors?

Bury them right there so they don't talk.

 

[razerface]

There is a stack of hay.
There is a horse.
The horse has a rope tied around his neck that is 15 ft long.
The hay is 20 ft away.
How can the horse get to the hay and eat it?

 

[Adios Pantalones]

As long as the other end isn't tied to anything, he can go pretty much where he likes.

 

[Bret Hart]

There is a stack of hay.
There is a horse.
The horse has a rope tied around his neck that is 15 ft long.
The hay is 20 ft away.
How can the horse get to the hay and eat it?

Is the other end of the rope tied to anything?

 

[Adios Pantalones]

He could also rise up and use supernatural powers to command his human slaves to move it closer.

 

[Adios Pantalones]

And get me some damn carrots while you're at it

 

[razerface]

there is a boat
there is a ladder on the side of the boat
The ladder has 5 rungs that are 18 inches apart, starting at the bottom.
The river is rising at the rate of 12 inches per hour.
How long till the water is at the top rung?


no carrots!

 

[Adios Pantalones]

there is a boat
there is a ladder on the side of the boat
The ladder has 5 rungs that are 18 inches apart, starting at the bottom.
The river is rising at the rate of 12 inches per hour.
How long till the water is at the top rung?


no carrots!

Depends- is it a U-boat?

 

[Adios Pantalones]

there is a boat
there is a ladder on the side of the boat
The ladder has 5 rungs that are 18 inches apart, starting at the bottom.
The river is rising at the rate of 12 inches per hour.
How long till the water is at the top rung?


no carrots!

This reminds me of a buddy that said he put some ice in a big cup and filled it until the whiskey just covered the cubes. Got almost half full before he realized that they float. Said it was so good that he poured another.

 

[Jags]

Wait, Whut?

 

[bmblank]

Mr. Green lives in a green house. Mr. Blue lives in a blue house. Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the whitehouse?

 

[johneh]

Mr. Green lives in a green house. Mr. Blue lives in a blue house. Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the whitehouse?

Who cares

 

[DevilsBrew]

I try not to. It makes my head hurt.

 

[stoveguy2esw]

There is a stack of hay.
There is a horse.
The horse has a rope tied around his neck that is 15 ft long.
The hay is 20 ft away.
How can the horse get to the hay and eat it?

assuming that the other end of the rope is not tied to anything the horse should be able to walk the 20 ft dragging the rope behind him and start munchin

 

[FanMan]

Who's buried in Grants Tomb?

Ulysses Grand and his wife.

Mr. Green lives in a green house. Mr. Blue lives in a blue house. Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the whitehouse?

Mr. Black.

 

[webbie]

Mr. Brown must then live in the outhouse......


And Mr. Yellow is letting it mellow...

 

[valley ranch]

Overheard at Lenin's funeral: " All dressed up and no place to go."