This is funny (to me). Friends with a few acres texted my wife and said "we have 2 dead trees, does Gark want to fell them and bring home the wood?". They are within two miles of here, so now I'm interested. What kind of trees are they -what species? "Not sure, I'll ask my husband". They reply "some kind of pine". Ok I think.. pine is alright, so I inquire how big they are. "Christmas trees, about 8 ft. tall, maybe 3 or 4 inch diameter at the base". After saying no thank you but I appreciate your thinking of me, it hit me then... I am a wood snob.