lml999
Minister of Fire
I was doing something McGyverish, that could have turned out poorly... My wife was impressed with the McGyvering part and grabbed her phone, thinking she would record/post a video. Um, no. Put the phone down. I'll wait.I'm old enough that I hurt myself doing stupid things, but young enough that I'm not ready to admit to any of it in public.

(I won't go into details, but it involved using an aluminum racing floor jack and a couple of 2x4s to lift something heavy/bulky from the floor to carrying height. It went fine, but in retrospect, I should have asked the assistant in the shower who hands me my shampoo to help with this task...)
). Cut through the branch, tree whipped forward and back as it dropped...and 18 ft later I was on the ground with a small branch in my side and ankle folded underneath me. Saved the saw...it was tied off in the tree! Waited 45 minutes for ambulance from the next town with a hospital. Broken ankle fixed with surgery - 4 stainless steel pins - and a cast. I was the new Band/Chorus director, so the next few weeks marching band was taught from the seat of a golf cart.