Is there anything firewood can't do?

[jatoxico]

http://abc11.com/news/raleigh-resident-fights-off-intruder-with-firewood/1674830/

 

[MDWOOD]

I'd say he was clobbered!

 

[sportbikerider78]

He'll have a splitting headache.

 

[weatherguy]

I knew firewood could cause bodily harm, I dropped a huge split on my toe one morning when I was doing a load, the toe still doesn't look right and that was two years ago.

 

[D8Chumley]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

 

[jatoxico]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Made me laugh!

 

[D8Chumley]

I read that somewhere and it made me laugh as well. I recycle 95% of my sayings and jokes, it seemed appropriate here. Feel free to recycle it yourself

 

[adrpga498]

another ugly to deal with

 

[Firefighter938]

Wonder what species he used? Hickory perhaps?

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[johneh]

I wood-ant fool around with that guy

 

[HisTreeNut]

The bigger question is was he hit bark-up or bark-down?

 

[CheapBassTurd]

Nice square shot to the bridge of his shnoz if that was one whack.
Homeowner obviously does his own splitting. LOL