Dr.Faustus
Minister of Fire
the wife stories are hilarious. one day i get home from work and theres a trail of pellets from the garage, down the walkway, into the house. she decided she was going to "help" me and take in some pellets. good hearted gesture, but one of the bags had a hole in it and she didnt notice. i didnt say anything until she told me it was hard at first but wasnt so heavy after she got in the house! ha!
another time she tried to fill the stove like i do. she ripped open the top of the bag and was going to dump them in the hopper. she lost grip and the whole bag fell in the hopper and she couldnt get it out without my assistance. luckily she knew to shut the stove until i got home.
no burnt plastic yet, but we did have a molten candle incident. very hard to clean and the stove was scented for months.
another time she tried to fill the stove like i do. she ripped open the top of the bag and was going to dump them in the hopper. she lost grip and the whole bag fell in the hopper and she couldnt get it out without my assistance. luckily she knew to shut the stove until i got home.
no burnt plastic yet, but we did have a molten candle incident. very hard to clean and the stove was scented for months.