I found this on Craigslist, here is one interpretation of the meaning. So splits are just for looks and dry wood is overrated. Enjoy.
firewood, seasoned,dry,what is seasoned wood? dry? been cut 2 years?--ANSWERS? SEASONED WOOD IS WOOD CUT WHEN SAP,S DOWN --OCT TO MARCH THIS IS THE BEST BURNING WOOD .. WOOD CUT 2 YEARS WILL HAVE GROUND MOISTURE SORRY WOOD . WHEN BUYING WOOD MAKE SURE ITS CUT IN FALL TO EARLY SPRING DO NOT SPLIT BURN ROUNDS THEY PRODUCE MORE HEAT-COALS-HOLD FIRE TWICE AS LONG AS SPLIT FINE WOOD. ALL SPLIT WOOD IS JUST FOR LOOKS . DONT SPEND ALL YOUR TIME STOKING YOUR STOVE . FILL THAT STOVE WITH GOOD ROUNDS IT SHOULD BURN ALL DAY SIT BACK AND ENJOY----BEWARE OF TO DRY WOOD IT COULD BE INFESTED WITH- BORE BEETLE.--CROYPT WORM- TERMITES-- ALSO WOOD ROACHES THIS CAN BE COSTLY CALL MO. FORESTRY FOR MORE INFO
firewood, seasoned,dry,what is seasoned wood? dry? been cut 2 years?--ANSWERS? SEASONED WOOD IS WOOD CUT WHEN SAP,S DOWN --OCT TO MARCH THIS IS THE BEST BURNING WOOD .. WOOD CUT 2 YEARS WILL HAVE GROUND MOISTURE SORRY WOOD . WHEN BUYING WOOD MAKE SURE ITS CUT IN FALL TO EARLY SPRING DO NOT SPLIT BURN ROUNDS THEY PRODUCE MORE HEAT-COALS-HOLD FIRE TWICE AS LONG AS SPLIT FINE WOOD. ALL SPLIT WOOD IS JUST FOR LOOKS . DONT SPEND ALL YOUR TIME STOKING YOUR STOVE . FILL THAT STOVE WITH GOOD ROUNDS IT SHOULD BURN ALL DAY SIT BACK AND ENJOY----BEWARE OF TO DRY WOOD IT COULD BE INFESTED WITH- BORE BEETLE.--CROYPT WORM- TERMITES-- ALSO WOOD ROACHES THIS CAN BE COSTLY CALL MO. FORESTRY FOR MORE INFO