A cold winter?

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Roundgunner

Feeling the Heat
Nov 26, 2013
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Rural CT
Late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

“It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold”, the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again, “Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?”

“Yes”, the man at National Weather Service again replied, “it's going to be a very cold winter.”

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?” “Absolutely”, the man replied. “It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.”

“How can you be so sure?” the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.”
 
Yeah but the Indians probably had a lot of chimney fires if they waited until "late Fall" to start collecting firewood ! :p :cool: ;lol
 
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Good one.
 
Seriously! All the weathermen were saying that because of patterns down over the equator we were going to have a very cold winter. I found it hard to believe since we had a cold winter last year in the East and we rarely see that two years in a row. Heck, we haven't seen a winter like last winter in a very long time. I was holding out hope for some cold weather this year. Here we are mostly through the worst month of winter and we haven't even seen single digits yet where I live (an indication of some truly cold weather). Very disappointing that they aren't able to accurately predict the weather patterns for the seasons.
 
I go by how many nights I have frozen water buckets in the horsebarn. For me its been my standard measurement for cold.
How many below zero days it takes to drop the temps inside an insulated barn to completely freeze solid a 3 gallon bucket of water.
 
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