Tips for when in a Blizzard

[bogydave]

The Blizzard and the Blonde

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little Blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow-plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow-plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow-plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snow-plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow-plow driver wanted to know if she was alright as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow-plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, and was going over to Sears next.
:-S

 

[Adabiviak]

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[firecracker_77]

Hahahahah. Blizzards are scary! Got a gas stove in my house and a Generac added this year. My power went out February of this year when we had a blizzard. Furnace wouldn't work, and I was scared for my pipes. Won't have that problem this year.

 

[Jack Straw]

I love a good blonde joke...as long as they leave use white haired people alone! :coolsmirk:

 

[PapaDave]

Yeah, what Jack said.
MANY moons ago, while on the way home from a friends house, I almost got lost.
Oh, and it was snowing very hard too. Probably less than 5 miles.
I won't tell you what I'd been smoking. ;-P

 

[begreen]

I love a good blonde joke...as long as they leave use white haired people alone! :coolsmirk:

Aw, you know I couldn't leave that one alone Jack -

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light".

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!

Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"