Want a chuckle? Read about a parachute to slow down your running...

[webbie]

Crazy enough to make more work for yourself...but check out the QA after it.......pretty funny comments!
http://www.amazon.com/SKLZ-Speed-Resistance-Training-Parachute/dp/B002CLK21C/

 

[bmblank]

I don't understand. Everything looks normal to me. The purpose of the chute is to provide resistance when training. Like lifting weights, only for running.

 

[BrotherBart]

Back when I was running, before Jim Fixx dropped dead on his morning run, the last thing I needed was resistance.

 

[woodgeek]

got time to waste....try these: http://www.amazon.com/Funniest-Amazon-Product-Reviews/lm/RM0256CJKINZJ

 

[webbie]

I don't understand. Everything looks normal to me. The purpose of the chute is to provide resistance when training. Like lifting weights, only for running.

It's the reviews that are funny.....

Q: Can a stripper use this to jump out the 2nd floor window when my wife comes home?
A:
A pole to slide down is probably a better option.

Q: My wife complains that I walk too fast when we are at the mall. Will this product save our marriage?
A:
Absolutely, getting your behemoth of a wife this trainer will make her as fast as you in no time. Eventually she will get so fast that she will be asking this very same question of you. So get that Megalosaurus wife of yours this product and save your marriage. DISCLAIMER: Calling any woman a Megalosaurus or Behemoth could be hazardous to your health, especially if they are.

Does the black man come with the parachute? Nov 29, 2013
No, the black man is sold separate.

 

[stoveguy2esw]

used to run every day when i was in the army, why? cause they paid me to run, when they quit paying me , i quit runnning