Ready for a laugh!

[Pallet Pete]

Well yesturday I had an Idea because I am out of money in my budget for the fence this year. I decided to make a wood fence in the back yard until I can fence it next year so that meant pallet gates. My truck is not normally in the back yard but the new fence means lots of cleanup. The villiage is gonna crap logs when they see this I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everyone but the village.

Pete

 

[Pallet Pete]

O yes and I also let the ditch go wild this year I figured that would be a good deterrent to firewood thieves. Can we say Poison Ivy crotch....

Pete

 

[NortheastAl]

Nice theft deterrent systemusing nature's own punishment. The pallet fence doesn't look that bad. Hey, ya gotta do what you gotta do!

 

[Ashful]

:lol: you have a moat! Who needs alligators?

 

[rdust]

I don't know why but I keep hearing "you might be a redneck".

 

[Pallet Pete]

I don't know why but I keep hearing "you might be a redneck".

Who said that ! I'm not a redneck until tonight after the sun burn lol.

Pete

 

[WireNut]

Poison Ivy works great as a theft deterrent if they can see it, but they don't feel the effects till later. Stinging nettles work great too, and don't just punish but help deter the theft immediately.

 

[paul bunion]

As long as you built it with the good side out what can they say.....

 

[Backwoods Savage]

Pee on the village. If it suits you, that should be enough. Guess I'm a redneck too.

 

[ansehnlich1]

Only improvement I would suggest is to nail a decorative piece of some sort onto it, like maybe one of those metal stars.....no, NO, better yet, it would look GREAT with one of those reflective tractor triangles nailed to it

 

[Seasoned Oak]

So now i know why you call yourself pallet pete.

 

[amateur cutter]

Hahaha, I've never been so proud of one of buddies as I am right now. REDNECKS UNITE WE WILL PREVAIL!! Instead of that kindling, I want a trailer load of pallets, I'm gonna build me one of those. A C

 

[Pallet Pete]

Hahaha, I've never been so proud of one of buddies as I am right now. REDNECKS UNITE WE WILL PREVAIL!! Instead of that kindling, I want a trailer load of pallets, I'm gonna build me one of those. A C

I can get you as many as you want AC haha !

Pete

 

[Paulywalnut]

I can get you as many as you want AC haha !

Pete

Pallets are few and far between around here. I ask all the time and the big box store gives you 1 or 2
I even offer to buy them and they say they can't sell them. No skew number. I use long 3 or 4 inch thick straight pieces.

 

[Pallet Pete]

Pee on the village. If it suits you, that should be enough. Guess I'm a redneck too.

Well Dennis I have learned much from you my redneck friend ! If I had my way we would leave the villiage so I could go and play with pallets on 40 acres or more lol.

Pete

 

[Pallet Pete]

Pallets are few and far between around here. I ask all the time and the big box store gives you 1 or 2
I even offer to buy them and they say they can't sell them. No skew number. I use long 3 or 4 inch thick straight pieces.

If you ever get over this way I will send you home with a mountain of them ! No joke just ask Dennis !

Pete

 

[amateur cutter]

Ummmm Pete, I was serious. I may just do that across my back lot.

 

[Pallet Pete]

Hahaha, I've never been so proud of one of buddies as I am right now. REDNECKS UNITE WE WILL PREVAIL!! Instead of that kindling, I want a trailer load of pallets, I'm gonna build me one of those. A C

I also thought you would enjoy the yellow string lol.

Pete

 

[Pallet Pete]

Ummmm Pete, I was serious. I may just do that across my back lot.

Well in that case I can fit 14 in the gmc maybe 20 without the box.

Pete

 

[Paulywalnut]

If you ever get over this way I will send you home with a mountain of them ! No joke just ask Dennis !

Pete

How about UPS?

 

[amateur cutter]

Well in that case I can fit 14 in the gmc maybe 20 without the box.

Pete

Just bring em when you're done with my big trailer. It'll hold a few.

 

[Pallet Pete]

How about UPS?

Maybe if I can ship pallets banded together but then youd be going to freightquote.com and watching your eyes pop out at cost

Pete

 

[Pallet Pete]

Just bring em when you're done with my big trailer. It'll hold a few HUNDRED .

 

[Paulywalnut]

Maybe if I can ship pallets banded together but then youd be going to freightquote.com and watching your eyes pop out at cost

Pete

I'll bet. Thanks for the thought though Pete.

 

[Pallet Pete]

I'll bet. Thanks for the thought though Pete.

I could run them through a chipper and box them up with a bottle of glue . It could become a thing ! Pallet Petes pile of powdered pallet packages preassembled pulverized per peoples processed parcel shipments !

Pete